

It’s so hot… I can’t sleep, I can’t think, I can barely wear anything at home 🥵💧
The fan is broken, and the only thing blowing is my patience 😈💨
I need a real man — generous, fast, and a little bit dirty-minded — to save me from melting away 🫠
Buy me a fan… and I’ll make it worth your while 😘
How?
Let’s just say I’m very good at showing gratitude… in my own special way 💋🎁