I've had these shoes on for far too long today! Do you mind if I slip them off? You may want to open a window or find some air freshener, though. I feel like you deserve honesty from me. These shoes stink really bad!
2024-04-23 06:57:25 +0000 UTC View PostAre you sure you don't mind if I take my tennis shoes off? I didn't wear socks with them & I'm afraid they will stink your house up. Are you positive? Okay.......
Oh God! Can you smell them? I'm so sorry! I told you they would stink. Look at the insides!
Alright, some of you asked about seeing inside these nasty Keds after wearing them for hours and hours in a row. They're so dirty inside and the smell that is coming out of them is absolutely awful! Please keep in mind that these flats need to leave. So, if you're interested, DM me & let's chat.
2024-04-19 20:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I've started embracing the nylons over the past couple of months...the same pair of nylons! Yeah, I put the exact same pair on each time I decide to wear them. The reinforced toe is holding in so much dried sweat & stink. I keep these in a baggie because they smell so bad!
2024-04-18 00:49:04 +0000 UTC View PostI know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you would love to be inside one of these flats, wading through the sweat & sucking in all of the stink. Am I correct? Yeah, I thought so. Does that not embarass you? How humiliating!
2024-04-16 13:02:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Cute sock, huh? Not so cute smell, though. Down right nauseating stink, more like it! I just pulled my shoe off...this sock is drenched in sweat. I wonder if the other foot smells as bad? My guess is YES! These socks need to be set outside to air out & dry.
2024-04-15 13:31:05 +0000 UTC View PostOutside of my Nike tennis shoes, these Keds stink worse than any other pair of shoes I own. I wore them for 3 hours last night & could smell them the entire time they were on. When I did take them off, my sister immediately set them outside. She was right in doing so. They stink so bad! So, it's time for them to go. If you are interested in adding these Keds to your collection, please DM me. Serious inquiries guys.
2024-04-14 16:46:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, nothing changes. My big soles are still quite dirty. You're obviously not meeting my requirements. Maybe I need to start looking for someone else to keep my feet clean & shiny. Do you plan to try to redeem yourself? You do?!?! How?
2024-04-14 01:06:43 +0000 UTC View Post
You've got your choice of 10 painted toes here. Choose wisely. Some stink worse than others 🤠Nah, they all stink the same - REALLY bad. I took my shoes off not long before I snapped this pic & you could sure tell my feet had been sweating for a while. Shew!
2024-04-12 12:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
When you take your shoe off just to straighten your sock & someone asks "did someone take their shoes off?", you know your feet smell really bad. Have I wore these socks before today? Umm, maybe. 😉
2024-04-11 12:47:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh good Lord! I see that look in your eye. Just because I turned my feet to the side does not mean you can have dirty thoughts. I'm just stretching my feet! So whatever you're fantisizing about, stop it. You've not earned that yet. Smell my feet? Yeah, they stink. So, you better clean them up first. Then maybe I'll give you some "fun time".
2024-04-10 21:13:14 +0000 UTC View Post
It has warmed up just enough to wear sandals every on e in a while. These are the same slides from last year that collected all of the dirt & gunk that my feet collected. I guess I'll work on them some more this spring & summer. Get your tongue ready. You're going to have a lot to clean.
2024-04-09 12:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I have been known to wear a couple of pairs of socks at a time on my sweaty feet for my boys. Now, I'm adding some nylons to the mix! Good Lord - my feet are going to stink so bad. Who needs some of my socks or nylons in their collection?
2024-04-08 14:35:58 +0000 UTC View Post
When my feet & shoes can stink up a bathroom, after it had already been destroyed in other ways, you know my tootsies are powerful! My God, does this bathroom reek of sweaty feet! I'm used to my foot odor, but this has taken me by surprise!
2024-04-07 17:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Ugh! Is summer coming or not. A couple of days of warm weather, then it's cold again. While I can, I'm going to let my plump little toesies soak in some rays. Are they going to sweat? Dumb question! Of course. So, who's up to suck the sweat off all 10 of them?
2024-04-06 13:11:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey boys! Did you miss my dirty, stinky feet...gnarly, nasty toenails...and my big ass? I sure missed you all! After some much needed time for myself, it's time to get going again. Expect daily posts going forward. And, if you're interested in worn items or customs, DM me. 😘
2024-04-05 13:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Two pairs of flats, same pair of feet. Survey time! Which pair do you think make my feet sweat the most? And which pair do you think just out & out stinks more? I really want to know your opinion, so sound off in the comments. I promise I'll let you know the answers to both later on.
2024-04-04 13:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I think, after looking inside this shoe, it's apparent why they stink so bad. Could all of that gunk have been caused by me not wearing socks with these Keds? Possibly. Could part of the odor be a result of my feet sweating profusely in them? No doubt! All in all, these shoes are not going to last much longer.
2024-04-03 13:10:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey boys!!! I've missed you all so much. 💔 I'll be back to posting everyday starting April 1st. Still getting things in order. In the meantime, I'm open to work on a couple of pairs of stinky, dirty socks. My feet haven't changed. They're still sweaty & smelly. If you're interested, shoot me a DM & let's work a deal!
2024-03-23 01:11:18 +0000 UTC View Post
These socks are so bright & cute! But if you felt or smelled them right now, you might not think so. They're wet & they stink. My feet are soaked in nasty sweat! I want you to peel these off & remove all of the sweat that's in them. How you ask? I have an idea. Open up....
2024-01-31 07:42:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you look at my foot? I think I have something stuck in my sole...a splinter, maybe. Oh, wait...does it smell? 🤢 It stinks that bad? I'm so sorry! Can you just cover your nose or hold your breath? I really need this splinter out. Please help me.
2024-01-30 08:27:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, YOU, front & center! Actually, I need you to sit in front of me. Toss my slides over to the side (they're covered in foot gunk). Now, take my sweaty feet in your hands & place them in your lap. I said LAP, not on something! I need you to rub these stinky things till I'm completely relaxed.
2024-01-27 18:29:30 +0000 UTC View Post
As slick as the soles of these flats are, they're quite dangerous to wear when it's snowy & icey. So, if you don't mind, please take these off if my pudgy feet & fetch my boots for me. I'm warning you, though, these shoes make my feet stink really bad. So, I'm sorry, in advance.
2024-01-24 17:01:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The shoe has dropped. Are you going to wait till the other one drops? Well, with the way the room smells with just one shoe off, you either might want to leave now or just don't let me take the other one off! Oh boy, do my feet stink. And these tennis shoes are rank! Socks? Who needs socks?!?! 😉
2024-01-23 14:15:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember when my toes were actually painted & looked decent? My toenails have been so long, jagged, gnarly & dirty for so long, I've forgotten just how cute (and, well, sexy) they can look. It might be time for another trip to the salon. I hear a pedicure calling my name!
2024-01-22 22:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Long night equals long toenails! 🤔 Actually, that's not how that works. Long night, yes. But my claws have been long (too long) for a while. They're making indentations in my shoes. And I'm afraid they're going to start creating holes in my socks!
2024-01-22 00:13:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I barely have my foot popped out of my shoe & the foul odor is escaping at a high rate of speed. I love wearing these flats, but my feet sweat so bad in them, it take no time for them to get the stink flowing. You should feel down in the toe area!
2024-01-20 15:57:25 +0000 UTC View Post
You know the condition my feet get in when I work in the garage & outside in my slides. Prime example here. I'm a fast walker, so I throw up dirt & debris when I walk. Gets trapped in the sandals and voila, here is my feet!
2024-01-19 20:58:31 +0000 UTC View Post
If you started with your tongue at the top of my right sole and slid it down to the bottom of my left sole...your tongue would be covered in sweat & nastiness. You know that, right? Are you up for the challenge? Are you game to do it continuously till my soles are clean?
2024-01-18 20:48:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess I should have taken my shoes off before I got up on your bed, huh? Can you smell them? I'm sorry...I was afraid they would stink. Where do you want me to put them? OVER YOUR NOSE? What kind of weirdo are you?!?!
2024-01-17 21:52:21 +0000 UTC View Post
